the-sonic-url: dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love. this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
ccs-magic-castle: *AGGRESSIVELY JUMPS IN FROM YOUR WINDOW* YOU ARE COOL!!!!!!! *AGGRESSIVELY MAKES YOU HOT COCOA* YOU ARE AWESOME AND CUTE!!!!!!!!!! *AGGRESSIVELY WRAPS YOU IN BLANKETS* YOU ARE WORTH SO MUCH AND DESERVE NICE THINGS!!!!!!!!! * AGGRESSIVELY THROWS PLUSHIES AT YOU* DONT LET ANYONE SAY OTHERWISE BECAUSE THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! *AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU INTO BED* YOU ARE LOVED AND...
eriridan: eriridan: so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this thank
fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
hoekage: from the bottom of my heart i want you to know that i truly do not care
breadboxes: breadboxes: what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot “where did my van gogh”
rin-loves-sukiyaki-okumura: Expectation Reality
captain-kirks-perfect-hair: omgtsn: nugger ...
foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
super-the-hedgehog: jordan-haruka: ...
abomasnow: do she got the booty? she don’t
clamperl: clamperl: I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES
mywickedway: i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me
rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’ WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME HIPPOPOTAMUS.
whhoreo: stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)
bubblelumps: 1000notes: comedraco: twyll: good posts with a long string of terrible comments good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
huge-motha-fuckin-snake: gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you can someone help me rn HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS